The Best Conversation I've Ever Had With My Husband

We're watching some commercial for paint or Home Depot or something in which the teen girl paints her room purple and asks her Mom if she can dye her hair purple, too. I guess I'm supposed to think this is funny. ???

Me: I honestly don't care if, when we have kids, they want to dye their hair. It's just not a big deal to me.
Mr. Savant: I want Blueberry Juice. Ocean Spray makes Blueberry Juice.

It was just epic.